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He goes to take a shower and leaves it right there. Unlocked. All the little girlie bits inside you just can’t let it be and you head straight for the text message inbox.

There they are— texts from “Ashley from party”, “Big Booty Nickie” and that one girl who ‘likes’ all of his statuses on Facebook. Congratulations girl! You just successfully pissed yourself off. Wanting every text in his phone to be sent from either you or his mother was just unrealistic.

Truth is you’re not the only girl who thinks he’s cute and whether a guy has a girlfriend or not, hoes will be hoes. Hell, even NOT hoes will be hoes.

Texting Big Booty Nickie doesn’t mean he’s cheating on you. If Nickie comments on his Facebook profile picture and he @Replies her on Twitter, then he’s cheating.

I’m kidding.

Even still, my message to women all over the world: let your inner Sherlock Holmes shine on. When he forgets to log off of Facebook on your laptop, go for it! Got his email password? Check that shit too. Just be prepared to find what you’re looking for.

Christine