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Good porn star head is just plain ridiculous and probably above and beyond what most of you are currently doing. The exciting news is, half the time they aren’t doing any tricks or specialty moves, but rather, enjoying the hell out of sucking dick. They do it like it’s a challenge. Like some other chick is getting a turn right after and reputations are on the line. A lot of you are trying to be cute while giving head. Bitch, your chin is making friends with a nutsack! Let’s be real. You have your mouth where this man excretes waste from his body. There is no turning back. So, if you’re down there, commit to it. The number one rule to good head is: the wetter the better. It’s okay to get messy. Drool is preferred. Now, if it’s within your personality, I’d say spitting (as in purposefully hawking a loogie) on the penis is not completely outside the box. If you don’t think your particular guy will look at you crazy, do it. Also, slurping noises get gold stars. Remember, the whole point is to simulate a vagina (and since you’re doing that, you may as well throw in some moans and whatnot, right? Silent head is right up there with silent sex on the lame-o-meter). Make sure you keep your hands in play (unless he requests otherwise). Balls are completely within limits. The tip is where the magic happens. Concentrate on the frenulum. Don’t quote me on it, but it’s the connective tissue between the head and the shaft (on the underside of the penis below the head). Roll your tongue around those parts and see whatcha get. Give head with his orgasm as your goal, your prize. If you do it just waiting for him to tell you when it’s okay to stop, you’re not doing your best work and I’m personally disappointed. Be the champ that I know you can be.

excerpt from SEXURDAY 9: How To Be A Porn Star