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CHRISTINE, 22 Chicago, IL

I'm a professional free drink acquirer and rump shaking extraordinaire.

I write about sex and dating on the side.

I could probably maybe write about something other than sex and dating pretty good and stuff too but, I'm comfortable with boundaries.

If you do not giggle upon reading, you're taking me entirely too serious. Surely, this will only be the start of a series of bad choices on your part.

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January  9th.  2012
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Anonymous asked: I'm a good looking guy that dresses well, has goals and ambitions but for some reason I always attract the hood rats. What's up with that? I'm starting to think I'm wearing a cologne by the name of Eau de Hoodrat. Don't get me wrong and no offense I love everybody but I kinda just want to be with someone on my level.

Oh noooo! Hoodrat Whisperer!

Women like the ones you’re trying to attract don’t make it their business to pursue men. We have an education, dress well, know how to carry ourselves in public, know how to speak in professional situations, have short and long term goals, etc etc…not to say that we’re opposed to being forward with men every once in a while, but we don’t typically chase. Really, we won’t even blink at you twice. We make it our business to be unimpressed so as to give you an opportunity to show us your best moves (like animals in the wild, we want the one with the brightest feathers and best mating dance; won’t know unless you put on the show).  And if you think about it, you want us because we’re not the type to chase. SO, this means you have to get off your ass  and put your best foot forward with a girl you feel is more your style no matter how worthy/awesome you think you are. How will we know unless you show us? 

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