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CHRISTINE, 22 Chicago, IL

I'm a professional free drink acquirer and rump shaking extraordinaire.

I write about sex and dating on the side.

If you do not giggle upon reading, you're taking me entirely too serious. Surely, this will only be the start of a series of bad choices on your part.

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