December 2011
8 posts
Anonymous asked: Hi Christine! I have a dilemma. Sooo there's this guy we were together for almost a year then he broke up with me I'm guessing because I'm practicing celibacy and he didnt want to or as he puts it "I wasnt acting interested in him". He's recently been texting me every night and every morning to see how I am and how my day was. He told me a few times he wants me back....
Dear Whatever Asshole At Trojan Thought It Was A... →
In case you didn’t catch it in the address, I want you to know you’re an asshole. Do you know how often I pay attention to the condoms I’m pulling out of my desk drawer? Never. I never have to because up until now I trusted you guys to just give me a Ribbed 4 Her or maybe if fate felt like getting really frisky, one of those neon green ones. I could always just grab & go. Until I grabbed...
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Anonymous asked: hey thank for your advice (i was one got stood up by that guy i barely knew lol) i realized it was basically lust..but i think he starting to catch some feelings or something. how exactly do tell him i just wanna be homies?
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I've Won an Oscar
In my head.
This is a side of myself no one really knows about but I’ve been inspired by @brittwould (Chronicles of a Daydreamer) to let my freak flag fly on this one. Sometimes I worry that we’re not all on the same page. I may seem like a beacon of knowledge and hope for a happier tomorrow, but like, shorty is nuts. I give decent advice and probably have better sex than you but...
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