January 2011
13 posts
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KANYE WEST* & Other Desires from the Deep Recesses...
1. What I would give for Kanye West to ice my cookies. What I would give to be able to sneak up behind him in this cute little country kitchen (that is probably not a country kitchen at all if you were to pan out a bit) and tell him I’ve just put Junior down for his nap. And look how terribly decorated the cookies are! How precious is my hunnie? Also, since when is Kanye...
on Washtenaw
L. picks me up and we head to a gas station near my house. We’re stocking up on snacks and picking up some incense to ward off any suspicions her sister may have about what goes on in her car when it’s in L’s possession. We’re on our cell phones wandering about the store aimlessly, as both of the people on the other end require more conversational energy than anticipated....
lecreoleroyale asked: yoooo christine!!
RE POST: Boot Call Hours
I’m beginning to think I need to post hours of operation somewhere for the world to see. Just know that if we’ve never hung out when the sun is up, your luck will not change when it goes down.
It’s different for every girl, but I shut it down around 10 or 11 over here.
87%* of my total ignored text messages are “Wats good” messages sent after...
RE POST: Invented Sex
I watch a lot of television.
I was virtually “raised” by TV (without all the negative connotations that come along with that). I watched a little of everything and, without fail, programs always depict a “coming of age” episode where the son is seen spending a bit too much time in the bathroom with mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog. At the time I thought nothing...
RE POST: Overnight Celebrity
Everybody wants to be somebody to someone.
Things start going sour when people want to be somebody to everybody.
With the popularity of social networking sites, it’s becoming easier for people to satisfy the itch. 450 followers on Twitter, and 3, 027 “friends” on Facebook and you’ve officially hit your own personal ‘big time’! Instead of tweeting the typical...
one day i'm gonna be about something
summersetting:
…just remembered when i saw my first erect penis. scared the shit out of me lol.
for some every reason, this cracked my shit up. I love you for this!
aphilomath-deactivated20110327 asked: you're beautifuuul.