February 2012
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Karr-WHO?-che
For those of you who just don’t care or took a step away from “The Loop” for a day or two, let me brief you quickly. Yesterday, Chris Brown and Rihanna released two remixed tracks (one from each of their repertoire’s) to mixed reviews. Rih’s hit, “Brithday Cake” has been a smash from the moment most of us read the song title and a full length track has...
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WatchSex With Your Ex (real life via Teen Mom 2)
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The Unfunny Post to Women →
When I was 18 years old, I fell in love for the very first time.
His name was ________ __________ and he was amazing. Tall, dark-skinned, slight of frame, beard. The most beautiful teeth I’d ever seen.
I can still tell you where I was the first time I saw him. I was new to campus, and desperately in need of black friends. I was sitting cross legged on the floor in the Student Union building...
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January 2012
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SEXURDAY, Ep. 18: Once Upon a Porno
Sometimes I feel bad for constantly suggesting that you all watch porn as a means of enhancing your sex life. I get that watching other people have sex isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. But watching porn isn’t just about getting yours when you’re horny and alone. I think it can really help those who are timid sexually. It gives you the opportunity see the wild world we live in...
Anonymous asked: My sexually significant other and I are in need of a new position. He likes it from the back, as do I, but he's well endowed and curved in a way that my lady parts cannot handle. Anything I can do to make myself more comfortable in taking him?
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SEXURDAY, Ep. 17: Workout Plan
You know those times when a funny memory is triggered at the sight of a certain place or bite of a certain food or whiff of a certain scent liquor? I may be alone in this but times like these are my favorite times, just, ever! Like, laughing to myself about something only I understand or remember at a time or place that is more than likely extremely inappropriate—you guys! Fuck catching...
Anonymous asked: When a guy says "I'm not looking for a relationship," or even "I'm don't want to be in a relationship right now," is that guy code for "Don't get your hopes up, it ain't happ'nin captain?" Most say yes.... some of us who have hope (and clearly are still stuck in a situation like this) say not necessarily. Thoughts?
Anonymous asked: are you going to do "sexurday" posts again?
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on this man? Met over six months ago. See each other at least once a month. Just learned he's had an email thing going with some other girl out of state since before me. She sends dirty videos and pictures and mixes in personal shit about herself for validation (don't ask how I know). We were gonna stop talking but he said he would be sad if we weren't...
broireadyourblog asked: What could a man do to stand out about the rest in your eyes? To let you know, he thinks your mind is worth exploring. I suppose I'm asking what are your thoughts of getting to know male followers?
Anonymous asked: Hey! So I met this guy but he never took me on a date, claiming he was too busy. Long story short, we ended up sleeping together but he never called after. The next week, I saw him out at the bar, booed up with some chick. I deleted his # and erased him from my social network world. Sunday, 2 weeks after I saw him with that girl, he texted me. I didn't respond. What is he trying to do? What...
Anonymous asked: Hey, So I met this guy on NYE. He was a friend of friend. He seemed pretty nice so we exchanged numbers at the end of the night. We spoke on the phone and via text for the past few weeks but he seems way more into me than I am into him. Now, I often find myself not responding to his text and not returning his phone calls because he kind of gives off the "clinger" vibe. How do I tell him...
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Blind Pursuit
The other day I was answering an advice question about how exactly to put the moves on a hottie you only “know” on the internet. My first piece of advice was to cool your jets. Don’t use words like “pursue” so as not to engage any girl-crazy that might try to sneak through. Stick to friendlier language like “get to know better”. The former sounds like a...
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Anonymous asked: There's this guy who I know from being friends on fb and following one another on instagram, twitter and all that jazz. He's caught my eye and we chat a little here and there. I don't have his number so I want to dm him on twitter and say something..but idk what to say lol. I'm not at all used to pursuing guys, especially online. It's kind of juvenile but I've been...
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost 3 months. We are both college sophomores. I want your advice on having college boy/girl friends. I We were talking from april to october and I really wanted him to ask me out. But now that he has I can't "be me". (Im not the type to have sex with everyone. im no hoe). It is just hard for me to be someone and be open with them. And I...
Anonymous asked: Hi! Im involved w/ a guy (we're not yet at relationship status). We havent had sex b/c Im a virgin but he does other things to me (fingering to be blunt), which I dont mind. But I feel like Im leading him on by doing these little things with him b/c it's still not a guarantee that I will have sex with him. Btw he knows Im a virgin & is willing to wait for me no matter how long it...
Anonymous asked: can guys fake it?
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Moving On
I guess I should start this post by explaining myself. There hasn’t been a post of quality on my lovely little piece of the web in quite some time and it’s because, though I hate to admit it, baby girl has been hurting. I’ve had my head between my knees, rocking back and forth slowly in the darkest corner of my room for maybe two months. Not really, but I have been sad. The most...
Anonymous asked: I'm a good looking guy that dresses well, has goals and ambitions but for some reason I always attract the hood rats. What's up with that? I'm starting to think I'm wearing a cologne by the name of Eau de Hoodrat. Don't get me wrong and no offense I love everybody but I kinda just want to be with someone on my level.
pyrexj asked: If a girl tells me she plays hard to get because shes hard to get, what should I do so I dont seem thirsty everytime i hit her up?
Anonymous asked: Is it weird that I as a female like masturbating to gay porn
Anonymous asked: how do you know that a woman is ready to have sex when you are not telling her that you want it? i don't wanna pressure her but you know...
Anonymous asked: want would you do if your boyfriend asked you to put on a pair of high heels and to kick him in the nuts?
Anonymous asked: I catch my bf of 5 yrs looking at teen porn and trying to hide it. Does this mean he's unsatisfied with me or I'm I overthinking?We look at porn together all the time. He knows I love it and I'm more sexually driven than him. I'm into everything including anal. When I ask him if he wants to watch the "teen" (18+) porn vids he says gross no way. But he doesn't...
Anonymous asked: Hey Christine! So, if your man stops showing you sexual interest and turns down sex would that make you want him more or think he's cheating?
Anonymous asked: It was wrong but I slept with a guy who has a gf. Should I let her know what kind of guy he is? She's also pregnant with his kid. When I see him at work he likes to imply I'm a whore who sleeps with everyone & that's not true at all. I made a huge mistake. How do fix it?
Anonymous asked: If a guy has a dream about a woman using a dildo or a strap on on him is his straightness in question if he fantasizes about it later?
Anonymous asked: youve been great in the past.. so i thought u could help me again. lately ive been feeling really down and stressy, like my life seems so boring and i dont know why im feeling like this. overall i get along with my family well, and ive gota great boyfriend. but im just blaaah for no reason and its starting to annoy me cause i dont know why... you know what I'm talking about? what do you...
Anonymous asked: hii so ive got this friend whos a guy and recently he split up with his gf who hed been with for 2 years. He says he wants to move on but he'll never meet up with me if i ask him to. He said hes scared of falling for me. what? should i stop trying?
Anonymous asked: can u suggest any ways that i can prepare myself for sexual intrcourse, my boyfriend has told me that i am pretty tight and that when we do have sex he doesnt want to hurt me. can u suggst anything?
Anonymous asked: there's a guy at work that i like and he said hes kinda interested in me but what does kinda mean? does he not want to hurt my feelings so he'll humour me? hes 28, 10 yrs older than me but i really like his personality and humor. he also has a 7 yr old son who he hasn't seen for 2 yrs so obviously has more experience with sex and i have none! never had a bf either, if it gets to sex...
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Dirty Talk with Rihanna: "Watch and Learn"
If you’re a patron of this blog you’ve probably read about my lacking skills in the realm of dirty talk. I’m not too sure what it is. I’ve never been a fan of men who’re especially verbal during sex and I guess keeping things to moans and the like are my way of leading by example. I could probably blame porn as well. Any flick with a chick being entirely too vocal is instant comedy. Like, Who are...