If you tell the world that you’re “getting money”, we won’t believe you.
If your friend is wearing a dress on a night out, you too are wearing a dress or equivalent separates.
You are allowed to kiss your boyfriend right in front of me. You are not allowed to run your nose along his neck repeatedly, taking audible whiffs.
Instagram video should not be the first we’ve seen your overbite/gap, cocked-eye, bowed leg, cleft lip or the like. Keep those selfies true to the game.
Your favorite movie cannot be Romeo Must Die.