The Re-up: Drugstore Repurchases

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I’m always in a rush and late to everything so I have to keep my daily make-up routine  somewhere around seven minutes. Because I wear make-up about five days a week, it’s helpful buying cheap, reliable products for $10 or less from my local Walgreens. My typical morning includes washing and moisturizing my face and applying my foundation after a few spritzes of Tea Tree Water. My current foundation is L’Oreal True Match in N7. I used this early on in college and came back to it after a few months trying Maybelline Fit Me! and Revlon Colorstay (both of which have their downsides but I liked and will repurchase depending on whether or not they’re on sale). I apply the True Match with a Sonia Kashuk brush in a circular motion, set it with True match or Fit Me! powder and spray another spritz of Tea Tree Water (it just keeps everything from looking too cakey). I mix the crease and eyelid colors from the Wet n Wild trio, Walking on Eggshells (which I’ve repurchased now three times, using a completely broken one currently with no shame or intent to throw away) for my lids and usually go without a crease color for a day look.

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Fav Rave: Top 5 LUSH Products

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I got into LUSH after a favorite product line of mine, Best Bath Store, seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth (they’re back now, though, hooray!). It was after trying their Acne Facial Bar made with ingredients like Olive Green Clay, Manuka Honey and Vitamin E that I realized products made with all-natural ingredients worked best for my manic skin. So, I went in search of a line of chemical-free products to give my face the TLC that it needed and quickly stumbled upon LUSH. I decided to try it after hearing tons of rave reviews from Youtube beauty gurus and watching all of the fun videos of bath bombs exploding into rainbows in their tubs. 

LUSH can be a little pricey especially if you intend to concoct a complete face cleansing routine with just LUSH products so, here are five of my can’t lose favorites. Keep in mind also that you can stroll right on in there and ask them for samples of absolutely everything! They offer amazing customer service at all LUSH stores I’ve been to and will even try out products with you right there in the store. 

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Gross at Walgreens

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There’s a Walgreens downtown filled with attitudinal black women. I go there on my breaks or just after work for a dark chocolate Kit Kat. I may look tired at times but typically my hair is always done and my make up is serving its purpose. I definitely don’t look homeless which someone may believe to be true if they saw me at the Walgreens a block from my house. That Walgreens employs three fine black men. If you’re a black woman breathing the air that all the rest of us are breathing you know that those odds just don’t exist anywhere. Three fine black men work a block away from my bed but I go to this Walgreens on my days off or long after work is over. Long after I’ve stripped off the days costume and replaced it with sweatpants and a stained t-shirt. When I plan to go there I try my best to make whatever I have on work for public consumption, which means covering up just enough that no one can tell I’m not wearing a bra and tucking the excess fabric of my head scarf under a hat. Sometimes I wear my glasses, believing them to be some kind of invisibility cloak but I only end up looking like a homeless person that could win a spelling bee. I go to this Walgreens to buy hair removal products, tampons, sprays that make my puss’ smell like fresh laundry, $4 bottles of wine and sometimes cookies. I am an angry-looking, worn out, twenty-something with hairy legs at this Walgreens and this never fazes me until one of the three aforementioned men rings me up. 

For all the days I spend “on”, it’s nice to be “off” at moments like these when all I want is new nail polish and to be left alone. I’m only ever slightly intrigued when I see these cuties because I know how different the story would be had I showed up to the store in all my glory. 

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ASK AWAY!

I’ve been talking to this guy off and on for the past few years. We’ve kissed a few times but it was never anything serious. Now he’s made it quite clear that he wants to be in a relationship with me but he wants to “test the water before he dives in.” So basically he wants to have sex to determine whether or not he wants to be with me. He hasn’t even taken me on a date. Am I wrong for expecting a little 2 for $20 before “dessert” or am I too caught up in the logistics of it? Help!

I’ve never even heard of “let’s just see” sex or whatever it is he’s trying to sell you. Testing the waters is also called dating in most cultures and I can’t believe he wants to be in an honest to God relationship and hasn’t even managed to buy you a meal. Has he at least bought your Wendy’s on the way home or what? You’re not getting caught up in logistics. You know exactly how this shit is supposed to go and somethin’ ain’t right here. You all have known each other for a “few years” and he still needs to test the waters?  HE KNOWS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING TO TEST!  This guy thinks you’re stupid. What you have to do now is text an ex to come handle whatever fire it is I can tell you have burnin’ for buddy because I really don’t want you to give him the satisfaction. And you know I’d usually say get your kicks and dip but I’d hate for him to think that weak ass game actually worked. 

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MUST WATCH: “7p/10e”

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Patrick (LA) and Cora (NY), single, were set up by their friend, Alison. 

They agreed to meet over video chat on New Year’s Day, 2014, at 7p/10e.

Here’s what happened. 

Above are the opening credits of each episode of "7p/10e", a web series about two strangers sorta dating nearly 3,000 miles away. Upon meeting on New Year’s Day, the two decide that chatting every evening at 7:00pm Pacific/10:00pm Eastern for a full month will be their resolution. With each four minute glimpse into the developing relationship between Patrick (Chris Alvarado) and Cora (Avital Ash) you’ll grow so attached to the characters you may be dabbing away tears with your pillowcase by the end. That is, if you’re anything like me. Maybe I shouldn’t have watched the entire season in a matter of hours but it was essentially a 32 episode chick flick. Admittedly, I was entirely too invested but the show is so authentic you’ll swear that you know these people. The telling each other how cute they look repeatedly and awkward dinner dates over a keyboard all make me wonder if it’s indeed real life at least every third episode. Not to mention the series incorporates emails and texts between the pair intermittent throughout, which mostly involve obscure songs about loving pizza and goats jumping on donkey’s backs (you’ll see, just watch). 

Mostly I enjoyed watching an interpretation of my generation and all the varied ways that we experience and experiment in love and life. If that isn’t enough to get you to watch, Avital Ash (Cora) is a cuter version of Zoey Deschanel and, believe me, I understand the gravity of what I’ve just said. 

Read Ash’s LA Weekly interview with show writer/director Kyle McCullough HERE and press play below to watch each day of this month long adventure. 

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I Will Never Understand Maternity Photos

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In the age of social media (Pinterest, Instagram and Facebook to be more specific) the rules have indeed changed. Back in the early days of the internet, when I was still using free trial AOL software that came with the Sunday Tribune, the images you wished to share never quite made it to the “world” part of the world wide web —maybe a few email inboxes or a message board if you were really savvy. With the progression of the internet came more people wanting to share more of themselves with more of the world. Even still, there was a time when only photographers were photographers. You remember that? It was during that same time that only artsy people took “Look at my nearly-naked wife” maternity photos. I remember this time vividly because I actually enjoyed the pictures—some painter or poet or photographers wife laying gently in the grass or on perfectly disheveled white bed sheets with her blessing laid bare for the world to see. It was tear-jerking shit and we all loved it because the girl looked as if she spent nine months out of the year nearly-naked or in a maxi skirt anyway so, ya know, things added up. 

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ASK AWAY!

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She’s not officially my girlfriend, but she damn sure acts like it. How do I officially seal the deal, and at what point should I walk away?

You should ask her to be your girlfriend. The smart thing to do is walk away if she says no, but we’re all dumb when it comes to these things. You’ll tell yourself you can handle it or that she really does want you but doesn’t know it yet. The longer you let it linger the more complicated shit becomes. If it’s going to continue being a grey area, almost-relationship, at least do yourself the favor of knowing for sure and bracing yourself for the fall (when she meets the guy she actually wants).  

So I’m talking to this guy. I’m 22. He’s 25 he lives with his mom he doesn’t have a car & he has a job off & on. He doesn’t have his life together but he’s sweet to me. I wanna ride his brains out sighhh but my common sense is saying don’t get involved bc he doesn’t even have his sht together. I’m conflicted. What would you do?

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MUST WATCH: Smoke and Mirrors

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The art of the webseries seems to be the new wave post Awkward Black Girl fame and fortune and I’m enjoying every bit of it. My latest discovery, Smoke and Mirrors, follows the mishaps and triumphs of a twenty-something man post-break-up. The shows creators, Artemus Jenkins and KarynRose Bruyning, manage to develop a world that is very believable, seating us front row as the lead character, Dixon, trolls for pussy, wallows in post break-up pseudo-sadness and searches tirelessly to find a replacement girlfriend all while ignoring the issues within himself that landed him in his current situation. The one argument I have about the show is my own personal distaste for Jenkins as the lead. In my opinion he isn’t believable as a leading man but I suppose that fact adds to the authenticity of the series. For some, he’s a leading man while for others he’s easier to imagine as the friend of a leading man. At either rate, the story is still one that needs to be told (from a male perspective) and it’s still, at it’s core, one that we can all relate to. As an added bonus we get to enjoy stripper (or ex stripper?), Cali, from Jenkins’ 2012 Magic City documentary, P.O.P. She plays his ex-girlfriend and is without a doubt my favorite thing about the show. I wanna have strawberry milkshakes and talk shit about men with her so bad. 

Enjoy the show at your leisure and PLEASE tweet me during the second episode when you meet Cali and fall in love too!

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How Men Make Us Crazy

One of the slight ways in which men slowly chip away at the logical female mind. 

In the age of the iPhone, a lot of us know what it feels like to have our phones stolen. When you call upon first realizing it’s missing, the last thing you wanna hear is your voicemail because at that point, old faithful is nothing more than a Craigslist posting. 

As of 2014, I have been in the possession of a cell phone for ten years and have a fairly good understanding as to how they work. When a phone is turned off or the battery dies, it goes to voicemail. This is a fact. 2+2 = 4. The sky is blue. The grass is green. When your phone dies it doesn’t ring. 

Why then will a man look you in the eye with a straight face and tell you that his phone died last night when you tried calling? No, sir. If your phone died, we wouldn’t be having this conversation because if your phone died I would’ve known it died because it wouldn’t have rung. But now I sound petty. I sound petty because you’re trying to convince me 2+2 is 6 and it’s just fucking not. 

Now you’ve turned this inquiry about a couple missed calls into a “You must think I’m stupid” conversation because you couldn’t come up with a better lie. So I’m left with two choices: 1) call you out on your shit and turn the situation into an argument  2) essentially let you insult my intelligence by believing you AND still be left pissed because whatever I wanted the night prior, I didn’t get (probably the dick, let’s be honest). 

Research suggests, these are the seeds that produce both the car keying and clothes bleaching plants.  

 

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Sex with Rappers

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Educated guesses at how some of our favorite rappers are in bed.  

Kendrick 

Kendrick is that really sweet guy that offers you water and a t-shirt even though chances are y’all are about to be butt naked. You accept the shirt because he’s been acting kinda non-chalant like he has no intentions on sex at all but just when you think all is lost, he puts the dick on your butt. And it’s a decent size too ‘cause what is he like, 5’6? Yea…always when ya least expect it. He’s that dude that makes you feel like you’re in a relationship too. He definitely eats the box, bites your thighs and looks up at you occasionally while doing it. And when you’re on top he gazes at you like you’re a classic painting or something. Like, “how could this be?” type shit. It’s a trick ‘cause when you wake up in the morning, he’s back to being too chill to stand, calling you a cab and kissing you on the cheek like he didn’t have his tongue half way to your fallopians last night. 

Drake 

To me, there is nothing inherently sexy about Drake. I don’t know what it is. I find him attractive I just think he’s that dude that kisses you awkwardly mid-sentence and tries to put his hands in the back pockets of your jeans. He single handedly ruins everything you thought you wanted like someone’s arm around you at a movie theater. The sex is fine you just can’t stand the look on his face and want it to be over. He eats the box unsuccessfully and keeps changing positions like he’s been obsessed with porn his entire life and has a book of plays in his panty drawer. Basically, you tell him you’re on your period next time he hits you up.

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